I Am The Greater Rank

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   May
   
   storybook-disney:

   “But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances,
   for beauty is found within.”

   (via umuggle)
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   m4gically:

   I have seen things you wouldn’t believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all! Have it! You have it all!

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   16
   May
   
   degaussme:

   avataryesplease:

   boiledleather:

   The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.

   This is the greatest one yet.

   Superb.

   (via viviiscool)
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   16
   May
   
   theamericankid:

   Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

   (via nillawiffle)
5. 133718
   14
   May
   
   teacher: don't bullshit this essay

   me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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   14
   May
   

   general psa:

   jcatgrl:

   freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

   (via knurvous)
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   14
   May
   

   metallickah:

   unrealthings:

   batreaux:

   this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
   and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

   #Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

   #communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

   (via knurvous)
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   14
   May
   

   driftingrealities:

   findingschmomo:

   *russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks*

   Not usually one to repeat a joke for emphasis but tsarbucks oh my god

   (via dervlaaarghhh)
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   11
   May
   
   annekajust:

   actually how I feel.

   (Source: jaredbottoms, via umuggle)
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    10
    May
    
    

    (Source: thesirens-oftitan, via i-aint-bovvered)
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    May
    
    

    cosbyykidd:

    I think I found my new screensaver 

    (Source: christineem, via i-aint-bovvered)
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    9
    May
    
    

    abaftdrasnian:

    Study well, my collegiate brethren.

    (via dervlaaarghhh)
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    8
    May
    
    roundermask:

    fastcompany:

    Recognize these photos? If you’ve seen Star Wars, you probably do. 

    This the abandoned set of Tatooine, Luke Skywalker’s home planet. A photographer accidentally stumbled upon the set, which sits in the Tunisian desert. They sit in perfect stillness, at the crest of the Sahara Desert, eaten away by dust and sand.

    More photos

    Cool. Road trip!

    (via awesomemusicaloftheday)
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    8
    May
    
    promisesnevertobekept:

    gabbygirlw17:

    221cbakerstreet:

    insomniac—thoughts:

    Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

    Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

    both ways he ends up dead in the water

    and doesn’t get the girl

    Or an oscar.

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    7
    May
    

    b0oobs:

    letstalkaboutdisney:

    b0oobs:

    letstalkaboutdisney:

    when he was a young warthog 

    WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

    

    very nice

    

    thanks

    

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